Headache!

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    "I have a bad headache. I’ll visit the doctor,” said Santa.

    Banta, "Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why do not you try it?".

    Santa said, "Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I’ll be right over."
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