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Parvinder and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London...
Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects £2 to £3 every day.
Parvinder brings home a suitcase full of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Habib says to Parvinder, "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?"
Parvinder says, "Look at your sign, what does it say'?
Habib's sign reads: I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.
Parvinder says, "No wonder you only get £2- £3." Habib says, "So what does your sign say"?
Parvinder's sign reads: I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan !
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