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A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in bed with another man.
Without hesitation, he grabs the offending man by his private parts and drags him to the garage.
He puts the man's private parts into a vice and removes the key so it can't be loosened. Then, he walks over to the work bench and removes the saw from the pegboard.
The naked man exclaims, "Give me a break! Please don't cut it off..."
The husband hands the man the saw and replies, "This is for you. Now, I'm gonna set fire to the garage and leave. What you do next is your decision."
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