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    One young boy asks his grandfather "What is sex?"
    Grandpa replies "This is something elders do in the bed"
    Young boy asks, "How many times to do it?"
    Grandpa replies "In young age you feel like doing it all the day, when middle age one time a day or even once in a week."
    Then the young boy ask grandpa, "What is about old age."
    Grandpa replies "We do oral sex"
    Then young boy asks, "How they can do it since they sleep in seperate rooms."
    Grandpa replies, "I say f...u" from my room and your granny says "f...u" from other room."
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