Advantages of breast milk!

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    Advantages of breast milk!
    A question had appeared in an examination, which read, "Give four advantages of breast milk?"
    Banta began to answer the question.
    1) No need to boil.
    2) Cats cannot steal it.
    3) Available whenever necessary.
    But the fourth point eluded him. When there were barely a couple of minutes for the exam to close, the much sought fourth point flashed in his mind.
    So he completed the answer by writing
    4) Available in attractive containers.
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