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Santa and Banta are in the jungle, answering the call of nature.They are sitting close to each other, when all of a sudden a Lion appears, and lets out the most terrifying growl.
Santa(Petrified): Banta, tenu daar to nahin lag raha( Banta, I hope you are not afraid)?
Banta(trembling):- "Nahin yaar(No, friend)!
Santa: Nahi yaar, tanu darr lag reha hai(No friend, you are afriad)!
Banta(trembling more): Nahi, main theek hain(No, I am alright)!"
Santa: "Taan phir apni bund dho na, mere kyon dho raya hai" (The clean your ass, why are you washing my bums?, if you are not afraid)!
- Shagged Santa ! Santa and Banta started living in different cities.
Once when Santa visits Banta`s city, he phones him and asks him to come and see him at his hotel ... Room # 446.
Banta is excited and makes his way across town to see his long time friend. On reaching the hotel, all he can... -
Advantages of breast milk! A question had appeared in an examination, which read, 'Give four advantages of breast milk?'
Banta began to answer the question.
1) No need to boil.
2) Cats cannot steal... - Hunting mission... A man-eating tiger is rampant in a region of Garhwal(a region in India).
Two famous hunters- Santa and Banta are called to hunt the beast down. 10 days go by with no luck.
This is when Banta decides to change his hunting... - Para jumping... Banta joins the Army. The Instructor explains him about using the parachute. The Instructor is explaining the procedures to Banta.
Instructor:'chaal maaron toan baad ... ais rip cord nu khichna. Chatri khul jayege. Phair you sail down... - It`s Me !!!! A drunken man comes home with his friend. Reaching near his home he shows his friend his car and says, 'This is my Car, and that...