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Banta comes home unexpectedly{having forgotten his wallet}. He finds his 6 year old son Kukkoo, peeping into his bedroom{eyes glued to the keyhole}. Upon seeing his dad, Kukoo breaks down and starts crying
Banta: "Bete Kukoo, kya hua?" {Son, what happened?}
Kukoo: {points to the Bedroom} "waaaaaaaa dadddy...... padose wale Uncle" {the neighbor}
Banta frantically knocks on the door. Mrs Banta opens the door {in a state of near undress}. Smelling a rat, Banta starts searching the room. He looks under the bed, in the closet, in the bathroom....and finds his neighbour standing behind the curtains STARK NAKED.
Banta: {Slapping Neighbour} Saale sharam nahin aati ..... nange ho ke chote bacchon ko darate ho{You should be ashamed of yourself- you are scaring little children with your nudity}!
- Santa`s balls! Santa & Banta`s wives are in the field digging out potatoes.
Santa`s wife struggles for a bit but after a few minutes comes up with two fist sized potatoes. In amazement she says, 'yeh toh mera Santa deh tattey wargae neh(these look like my Santa`s... - Shagged Santa ! Santa and Banta started living in different cities.
Once when Santa visits Banta`s city, he phones him and asks him to come and see him at his hotel ... Room # 446.
Banta is excited and makes his way across town to see his long time friend. On reaching the hotel, all he can... -
Advantages of breast milk! A question had appeared in an examination, which read, 'Give four advantages of breast milk?'
Banta began to answer the question.
1) No need to boil.
2) Cats cannot steal... - Hunting mission... A man-eating tiger is rampant in a region of Garhwal(a region in India).
Two famous hunters- Santa and Banta are called to hunt the beast down. 10 days go by with no luck.
This is when Banta decides to change his hunting... - Para jumping... Banta joins the Army. The Instructor explains him about using the parachute. The Instructor is explaining the procedures to Banta.
Instructor:'chaal maaron toan baad ... ais rip cord nu khichna. Chatri khul jayege. Phair you sail down...