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Santa and Banta are two amlis (opium addicts). One evening they get caught in a storm, and seek refuge in a nearby farm. The only thing the farmer is willing to provide them with is - a single bed, no bedding. An outside room that has no furnishings. Just two wooden pegs on the wall, to hang clothes.
Santa-Banta take off their wet clothes and hang them on the keelees(pegs). The intoxicated duo, then fall asleep on the same bed, fully naked.
Later that night, Santa`s hand roams onto his cock, he quickly wakes up Banta and says ...... " Oye Bantaiya, koi mere kapde keelee taon chak ke lai gaya(someone has stolen my clothes off the peg)" - thinking his penis was the peg!
Banta tells Santa not to be paranoid. To shut up, and go back to sleep.
A few hours later, Banta`s hand is doing the roving, and zero on to his bums, ..... and then to his asshole.
Banta wakes up with a jolt, shakes Santa and tells him, "Oye saale Santaiya ..... chor tere kapde lai gaya, mere taan keelee bhi pat ke lai gaya (the thieves has taken your clothes only, in my case, they have taken the peg as well)!"
- Clean your bums ! Santa and Banta are in the jungle, answering the call of nature.They are sitting close to each other, when all of a sudden a Lion appears, and lets out the most terrifying growl.
Santa(Petrified): Banta, tenu daar... - Santa`s balls! Santa & Banta`s wives are in the field digging out potatoes.
Santa`s wife struggles for a bit but after a few minutes comes up with two fist sized potatoes. In amazement she says, 'yeh toh mera Santa deh tattey wargae neh(these look like my Santa`s... - Shagged Santa ! Santa and Banta started living in different cities.
Once when Santa visits Banta`s city, he phones him and asks him to come and see him at his hotel ... Room # 446.
Banta is excited and makes his way across town to see his long time friend. On reaching the hotel, all he can... -
Advantages of breast milk! A question had appeared in an examination, which read, 'Give four advantages of breast milk?'
Banta began to answer the question.
1) No need to boil.
2) Cats cannot steal... - Hunting mission... A man-eating tiger is rampant in a region of Garhwal(a region in India).
Two famous hunters- Santa and Banta are called to hunt the beast down. 10 days go by with no luck.
This is when Banta decides to change his hunting...