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A woman and her 5 year old son were travelling in a metro. The boy was pestering his mum to bring him to the toilet.
His mum whispered to him to hold. He reluctantly obeyed. After another station, he started begging to visit the loo again. At raised voice, his mum commanded to sit and behave himself.
He sheepishly sat down but could only hold on for another station before springing up to announce that he was going to pee on the ground if not taken to the toilet immediately.
Completely annoyed, his mum threatened to give him a spank.
Needless to say, all eyes were upon them by now. How can a woman be that tough on a little child?
Unable to hold on any longer, the boy suggested, "Mummy, you open your mouth and let me shi shi (Pee/Urine) inside."
Mum said, "Don't talk nonsense, or I'll really smack you"
Boy said, "Why daddy can, I cannot!!!???!!!" She alighted at the next stop.
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