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Our Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.
Then he comes to the `column SEX`.
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK.
On seeing this in his application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE.
Again our Santa thought for a long time, before coming up with the answer: PREFERABLY FEMALES.
- Scary scene! Banta comes home unexpectedly{having forgotten his wallet}. He finds his 6 year old son Kukkoo, peeping into his bedroom{eyes glued to the keyhole}. Upon seeing his dad, Kukoo breaks down and...
- Clean your bums ! Santa and Banta are in the jungle, answering the call of nature.They are sitting close to each other, when all of a sudden a Lion appears, and lets out the most terrifying growl.
Santa(Petrified): Banta, tenu daar... - Santa`s balls! Santa & Banta`s wives are in the field digging out potatoes.
Santa`s wife struggles for a bit but after a few minutes comes up with two fist sized potatoes. In amazement she says, 'yeh toh mera Santa deh tattey wargae neh(these look like my Santa`s... - Shagged Santa ! Santa and Banta started living in different cities.
Once when Santa visits Banta`s city, he phones him and asks him to come and see him at his hotel ... Room # 446.
Banta is excited and makes his way across town to see his long time friend. On reaching the hotel, all he can... -
Advantages of breast milk! A question had appeared in an examination, which read, 'Give four advantages of breast milk?'
Banta began to answer the question.
1) No need to boil.
2) Cats cannot steal...