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Banta goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this Banta replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, Wash Basin ".
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Lie Detector! An Englishman, an American and Santa are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: 'I think I can empty... - Rocket fuel ! Banta Singh and Santa Singh enrolled at the astronaut-training program at Houston, Texas. Before starting the program, the coordinator warned them that they would not be allowed a drop of alcoholic drink during the program and that they had to certify this in...
- Smart Panda! A Panda bear walks into a bar. Sits down at a table and orders a beer and a double cheeseburger. After he is finished eating, he pulls out a gun and rips the place with gunfire. Patrons scatter and dive under chairs and
- Observation ! A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. 'You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of...
- Confusion of ownership ! Santa and Banta bought two horses. Now the problem was that they could not differentiate between the two horses. So,one day Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse.When he does so...