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Two blondes approach the perfume counter. They pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and sniffs it.
"That's quite nice," she says. "Don't you think so, Anna?"
Anna takes a whiff, "That is nice," she says. "What's it called?"
"Viens a moi," replies Nancy.
"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"
"Viens a moi, ladies," the clerk intervenes helpfully, "is 'come to me' in French."
Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Anna again.
"That doesn't smell like cum to me," she opines. "Does that smell like cum to you?"
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