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Santa`s wife gave birth to their fourth child.
He is to get the child`s birth registered at the Registrar of births and Deaths. He is given the requiste form to fill.
He fills data in the form as under:
Mother: Indian.
Father: Indian
Child: Chinese."
"How come, you write "Chinese" when both parents are Indians?", the clerk at the Office asks.
"Aah, Santa reads newspaper everyday. I read only the other day that every 4th person born on the Earth now is Chinese."
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