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Santa and Banta landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.
Santa somehow managed to get the seat below, but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while, when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta.
He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
Santa enquires, "Banta! What the heck`s going on? Why are you so scared? I was enjoying my ride down there."
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you have got a *driver.*"
- Train to Ludhiana ! Santa and Banta are in a railway station.
Santa asks the clerk: 'Can I take this train... - Santa losing weight? The doctor told Santa that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
At the end of 300 days, Santa called the doctor to report he had lost... -
Hot and Cold... Santa goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, 'What is that shiny object?' The clerk replies, 'That is a... - What to wash! Banta goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him...
- Another Form... One great day in Bombay, One young couple was on honeymoon tour. They saw Santa in front of Hospital (Bridge Candy) was trying to fill some form. So eagerly couple enquired 'What are you doing...