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    There was a boy whose parents were very strict in his upbringing. They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own relatives. However, one day he saw one of his best friends kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her what they were doing.
    His mother told him, "It is called kissing and any boy who does that to a girl will die that very minute!"
    On his 21st birthday he went out with some friends who introduced him to one of the sweetest girls around town. She knew that he had never been kissed before. When she eventually got some time alone with him, she tried to kiss him but he resisted.
    She asked him, "What are you afraid of, it won`t hurt."
    He said, "My mother said if I kiss a girl I will die this very minute!!"
    She replied, "Do not be a baby, now come on kiss me."
    With that she gave him a hot one square across the lips.
    He began to cry, "Oh no I am going to die!!!"
    She said, "Why are you going to die??"
    He replied, "I have just kissed you and already one part of me has begun to get stiff!!"
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    Santa`s wife struggles for a bit but after a few minutes comes up with two fist sized potatoes. In amazement she says, 'yeh toh mera Santa deh tattey wargae neh(these look like my Santa`s...
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    Banta is excited and makes his way across town to see his long time friend. On reaching the hotel, all he can...
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