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A man walks into a building and tells the manager that he wants to join their organization.
The manager says, "Okay, but there is one rule you have to follow. You cannot get an erection while you are trying to join this group."
The man says OK. He is stripped of his clothing. A bell is tied around his penis and he is put into a room with nine other men who are also trying to join.
Then a naked woman is sent walking across the room and nine bells are quiet, and his is ringing away. The man begs for another chance and is given this chance. The woman walks by again and again the man's bell rings again.
The manager says to the man, "Pick up your stuff and go. You are unfit for this organization." As the man bends down to pick up his stuff, the other nine bells start ringing.
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