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Discoveries and Inventions by Men and Women
Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things… While Women STUCK to shopping.
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Warm and Moist! Customer: I'd like to buy some dog food.
Salesman: Do you have a dog?
Customer: Yes.
Salesman: Where is he?... -
Equal Privileges A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week... -
The Shakespeare Effect A young lad and his mother were walking down the street when suddenly the boy yelled out excitedly, "Mother, Mother, Look at that bowlegged man... - Monkey Business A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then...
- Two Elderly Gentlemen Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says...