-
One day, little Johnny asks his mother, "What kind of bird brings white babies?"
With a grin, his mother replies, "A stork does, dear."
Satisified, little Johnny continues, "What kind of bird brings black babies?"
"A raven, dear."
Confused, little Johnny then asks, "Well, then, what kind of bird brings no babies at all?"
"What do you think, dear?" asks his mother.
Little Johnny thinks for a minutes, then says, "A swallow!"
-
Virginity Test A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things... -
Wine Maker A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount... -
Cream and Sugar A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who is very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes... -
The New Secretary Recently Mr. Paul got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, the new secretary noticed his fly was open... -
Hooker Wife Jones and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Jones says, 'Stand in front of that bar and...