Watch your arse !

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    Once, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of sin and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at a church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.
    "Father, I have sinned."
    "Yes son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you."
    "Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it`s been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her house; nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her."
    "That`s bad my boy, fortunately you realize your mistake."
    "Father, last week I went to her office to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues, so I slept with her too."
    "That`s not very good of you."
    "Father, last month, I went to her uncle`s house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too."

    "Father? ... Father?" suddenly this guy realized that there was no response from the Father, he walked over and discovered that the father was not there.
    So he began searching for him. "Father? Where are you?"
    He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano.
    "Father, why are you hiding here?"

    "Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me."
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