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    Once Santa and Banta try to land an airplane in the States. They start descending and as they touch the ground Santa screams, the runway is ending...".
    Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, Santa screams again "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...".
    Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air... They make a big turn and start descending again... This goes on again and again...
    During their fourth descent Santa says : "Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..",
    "I know" answers Banta, "But look how wide they made it...."
  • Reflections Once Santa is traveling by train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The Santa thinks there is someone in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat.
    5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same person there. An hour passes away, he has made 20 trips to the bathroom
  • The missing link ... Having lost his donkey, Santa got down to his knees and started thanking God.
    A passerby saw him and asked, 'Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?'
    Santa replied 'I am thanking Him for seeing
  • Deep thoughts! I ALWAYS wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
    HAVE you ever noticed ? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
    YOU have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was...
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  • The road to Heaven... A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates, Ahead of him is a guy who s dressed in a loud shirt, leather jacket, jeans and wearing sunglasses.
    Saint Peter addresses this guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven.'
    The guy replies, 'I m Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of
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