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Father O'Malley answers the phone.
'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'
'It is!'
'This is the IRS. Can you help us?”
'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"
'I do!'
'Is he a member of your congregation?'
'He is!'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'
'He will.'
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The Scuba Diver One day, a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. Looking around, he saw a guy at the same depth without any - Smartest Dog! A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog...
- Adam's Suit A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them...
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Different Vacations Billy and Joe were talking one afternoon. Billy tells Joe, "You know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation.... -
Being Pregnant! Two girls board a crowded bus and one of them whispers to the other, "Watch me embarrass a man into giving me his seat...