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Two farmers are out rounding up sheep when all of a sudden a ewe takes off and goes wild, it runs into a fence and gets its head stuck.
The two farmers go over to the fence and one says to the other, "This is too good a chance to miss."
He unzips his pants, and screws the hell out of the ewe for at least 10 minutes.
When he finally finishes he looks up at his partner and asks him if he wants some of it.
His partner replies, "Hell yes, that looks pretty good."
He drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence.
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- Naughty Johnny Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket....
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Licker License A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.
It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them...