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Bill, James and David were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle.
They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.
Bill won the first prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce.
James was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti.
And David won the sixth prize - a toilet brush.
When they met in the pub a week later, David asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.
"Great," said Bill. "I love spaghetti."
"So do I," said James. "And how's the toilet brush, David?"
"Not so good," David said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper."
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