Mature Jokes

Ek Shikaari Jungle Mein Shikaar Karne Gaya. Jab Kaafi Dhundne Ke Baad Bhi Usko Koi Jaanwar Nahi Mila Toh Time Pass Ke Liye Usne Socha Ki Chalo Muthh Hi Maar Leta Hoon. Shikaari Muthh Maarne Lag Gaya Toh Ek Sher Ne Use Dekha...

Ek Doctor Hospital Mein Apni Aakhri Saansein Gin Rahe Patient Ke Heart Ko Haath Se Daba-2 Kar Pump Kar Raha Tha. Achanak Wo Ruka Aur Apne Assistant Se Bola: Bas Ab Hum Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte. Assitant Hairani Se...

There was a man who had a problem getting an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor takes all kinds of tests and finally decides that he can cure the man. The doctor tells the man to go home and wait until his wife is asleep...

Ek Life Insurance Agent Kaafi Dino Se Santa Ke Peeche Pada Hua Tha Aur Usko Policy Bechne Ke Chakkar Mein Thha. Ek Din Aakhir Santa Ne Tang Aakar Usko Gar Par Bula Hi Liya.
Agent: Sir, Policy Le Lijiye, Agar Aapko Kuch...

Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya. Bhoot Ne Santa Se Kaha: Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon.
Santa Usko Taalne Ke Liye Bola: Yaar Kal Aana... Abhi Mein Busy Hoon...

After checking into the hotel, Father O`Dilly finds a Bible on the bed-side table. He reads it for a couple of hours and then leaves his room and wanders into the lobby. There he strikes up a conversation with...

A man and his wife went to a sexologist. The Doctor took the husband in first. The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated. He checked...

Ek Baar Khan Sahab Bade Dukhi Mood Mein Apne Ek Dost Ke Paas Gaye. Dost Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Khan Sahab, Itne Udaas Kyun Ho?
Khan Sahab: Yaar Kya Bataaun Tujhe, Kabhi Kabhi Ye Shayari Badi Mehngi Pad Jaati Hai...

Bill O`Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here`s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife...

An Irish couple was watching a discovery channel special about an African black bush tribe. The men in that tribe all had 24 inches long penises. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and...