Mature Jokes

Teen Bahut Najdiki Dost The - Ek Pandit, Ek Baniya Aur Ek Jatt. Teenon Ka Sab Kuch Saath-Saath Hi Hua - Schooling, College, Yahaan Tak Ki Shaadi Bhi. Teeno Honeymoon Bhi Saath-Saath Hi Gaye, Aur Ek Hi Hotel Mein Ruke...

A gentleman goes to see the doctor about getting something done about his missing penis, which he lost in the war. The doctor asks the man how many males were in his family and the gentleman replied Eight...

Santa: Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.
Banta Hairani Se: Sach Mein!?! Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kaun Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.
Santa: Oye Havas Ke Pujari... Chusti Rahti Hai Matlab Hum Active Rehte...

The Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya now sumptin` womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station... Bell 1 rings - we put on de jacket. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole...

Steve Davis, the world champion snooker player, got married and it was the first night of his honeymoon. His beautiful wife lay spread across the bed wearing only a scanty silken black nightdress. Presently Steve came out of the bathroom totally naked...

Tommy discovered his wife was cheating with another guy, so he went to the guy`s wife and told her about it. "I know what we will do", she said, "Let`s take revenge on him."
So together they went to a motel and...

Gary, a travelling salesman once got caught up in a blizzard and got shelter with a farmer who had three daughters. The farmer called him aside and told him, "Young man, I have three daughters, so stay in your room...

A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks. Husband, although very much in love, couldn`t wait to go out in town and party and drink with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I am going out and will be...

A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The man said, "Well, we got undressed and..

What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professional man who will just love them for who they are.
What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them only because no other woman...