Mature Jokes

Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drug store looking at the men`s toiletries. A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance. "I`m looking for some deodorant for my new husband...

The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What`s the matter?!? Didn`t I satisfy you...

Ek Gaanv Ki Aurat Murgi Khareedne Bazar Gayi. Aurat Dukandar Se Boli: Bhaiya Jara Murgiyan Dikhana. Dukandar Ne Ek Murgi Dikhayi. Aurat Ne Murgi Ke Neeche Apna Haath Rakha Aur Boli: Ye Delhi Ki Murgi Hai, Ye Nahi Chahiye...

Ek Baar Pappu Ki Class Mein Biology Inspection Honi Hoti Hai. Madam Bachho Ki Samjhati Hai Ki Kal Tum Logo Se Kuch Questions Puche Jayenge, Jaise Ki, `Batao Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Kaun Sa Hai?` Sab Students Apne Haath Upar...

Pappu Aur Uski Girlfriend Car Mein Jaa Rahe The. Pappu Ne Usko Impress Karne Ke Liye Car Ki Speed Ek Dum Se Badha Di Aur Badi Shaan Se Pucha: Dekhi Meri Speed?
Tabhi, Achanak Se Car Band Ho Gayi. Girlfriend Zor-Zor Se...

Two Swedish sisters go into a photo studio to get their picture taken. Not being very educated, they question each other on what the photographer is doing. When he darkens the room and starts to...

A newly-wed couple wake up on the first morning of their honeymoon in the Caribbean and decide to take a stroll down the beach. On their way they pass a shanty house, and sitting on the front porch is an overweight woman...

Santa Ko Uske Ek Dost Ne Bataya Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad 72 Gante Ke Ander Ipill Kha Li Jaye To Bachha Nahi Hota. Santa Ne Yah Tarika Apnaya Lekin Phir Bhi Uski Biwi Pregnant Ho Gayi. Santa Rota Hua Apne Dost Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola...

Mary and Betty were friends that worked in the same office. At lunch, Betty confided to her co-worker that she had an awful row with her husband the night before. "What was it about...

A man goes to his Catholic priest, to confess his sins. Man: Father, I`ve sinned. I went to my Uncle`s house, but he wasn`t there, and his wife wasn`t there, so I talked to his daughter for five minutes, then I had sex...