Mature Jokes

Mary and Betty were friends that worked in the same office. At lunch, Betty confided to her co-worker that she had an awful row with her husband the night before. "What was it about...

A man goes to his Catholic priest, to confess his sins. Man: Father, I`ve sinned. I went to my Uncle`s house, but he wasn`t there, and his wife wasn`t there, so I talked to his daughter for five minutes, then I had sex...

Santa Ke Khet Mein Bhoondon (Wasps) Ka Chhatta Laga Tha. Santa Ne Apne Naukar Bhahiye Se Kaha: Tu Ghar Jaa Aur Phataphat Mitti Ka Tail Leke Aa... Bhoond Marte Hain. Bhaiya Ghar Jaata Aur Jaake Santa Ki Gharwali, Jeeto Se Bolta Hai...

An Italian was in a bad car accident and after months of recovery he still has a problem. He has to have his penis amputated. He goes to see the doctor and the doctor reassures him that he can help him....

Tom and Tim, both gay, were traveling on a plane. "Dude, what if we had sex?" asks Tom.
"Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it...

There are these two friends, a white guy and an African American guy. One evening, they`re in a bar arguing over which of them can have sex the most times in one night. They decide to settle the issue by going to the...

Once a naked man was walking down a crowded street, hiding his face behind an umbrella.
On being asked, he said his clothes were stolen at the beach and he was returning home...

Ek Gora Aadiwasiyon Ki Research Karne Jungle Mein Ek Saal Ke Liye Jata Hai...

Hamara Ek Dost Tha Banta. Bada Hi Majakiya Kism Ka Tha. Gaanv Mein Uska Khet Tha Aur Uske Khet Ki Khaas Aur Famous Baat Ye Thi Ki Uske Khet Ke Tamatar Bade Hi Laal Hua Karte The. Ek Din Uski Padosan Ne Us Se Tamatar...

A woman walks into a supermarket and on her way `round she sees the bloke with whom she had sex the previous evening. She had gone home with him, shortly after they had met in a pub. The young man is stacking...