Mature Jokes

A farmer drove to a neighbor`s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother...

The biology professor was discussing the high glucose level of semen when a blonde co-ed raised her hand.
"Are you saying there`s a lot of sugar in male semen?"
"Correct," responded the professor...

Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours, but didn`t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka...

Teacher: Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development. At the end of the class...

A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him. The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his seat...

Mulla Ji Shehar Se Charpai Khareed Ke Sir Par Rakh Kar Ghar Wapas Ja Rahe Thhe. Raste Main Ek Dost Ne Pucha: Kitne Ki Laye Ho?
Mulla: 800 Rs Ki.
Dost: Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 600 Rs Ki Mil Jati...

A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, "What on earth is that all about?"
The farmer says, "We had a fire in the chicken coop two months ago...

Pappu Ek Din Class Mein Toota Hua Chashma Pahan Ke Aaya. Teacher Ne Usko Dekha Aur Ghabra Kar Puchch: Arey Pappu, Ye Kya Hua, Tumhara Chashma Kaise Toot Gaya?
Pappu: Ji Vo Main Apni Girl-Friend Ko Kiss Kar Raha Tha...

Ek Company Ka Boss Apne Sales Peson Ko Daant Raha Tha.
Boss: Tum Uss Company Mein Order Lene Kyum Nahi Gaye? Give Me An Answer.
Salesman: Sir, Chahe Aap Mujhe Lakh Galiyan Dijiye, Mere Paise Kaat...

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then...