Mature Jokes

A husband returned home at noon due to fever. In front of the door he saw a new man`s shoes & heard a sexy sound inside. He didn`t want to see his wife in that position. So he wrote a letter in which he mentioned...

The local banker, Mr. Peabody, saw his old friend Tom, an 80 year-old farmer, in town. Tom had lost his wife the year before. Rumor had it, he was going to marry again. Mr. Peabody asked Tom if the rumor was true...

Banta Ko Ek Azeeb Si Bimari Ho Gayi Jo Kisi Bhi Doctor Ke Samjh Nahi Aayi. Toh Banta Niraash Hokar Kisi Purane Hakeem Ke Paas Gaya. Hakeem Ne Banta Ki Bimari Ka Ilaaj Aurat Ka Dudh Bataya. Banta Ne Bade Dhakke Khaye...

A rabbi, priest, and a preacher meet every Monday in a coffee shop to talk things over about their spiritual life. One day, the priest makes a bet with the other guys that he could convert a bear in the woods over to...

It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she`d take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy, "My name is Bob Fuckhauer...

It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she`d take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy, "My name is Bob Fuckhauer...

A small town with a high birth rate attracted the attention of a team of university sociologists. They wrote a grant proposal, got a chunk of money, hired aides and an anthropologist, found a family planning...

Travis had been rather upbeat lately.
"What gives?" asked Jim.

"Just loving life, Jim. Loving life," he replied. "Health, togetherness, motivated children, lack of envy: that`s the recipe for a happy life...

A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society. After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through...

"First," said the playboy, "I`m going to buy you a few drinks to loosen you up."
"Oh no you`re not," said the girl.
"Then I`ll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks...