The Struggling Salesman
Ek Company Ka Boss Apne Sales Peson Ko Daant Raha Tha.
Boss: Tum Uss Company Mein Order Lene Kyum Nahi Gaye? Give Me An Answer.
Salesman: Sir, Chahe Aap Mujhe Lakh Galiyan Dijiye, Mere Paise Kaat...
The Cardiologist's Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then...
Always Mute Adult Videos
A husband returned home at noon due to fever. In front of the door he saw a new man`s shoes & heard a sexy sound inside. He didn`t want to see his wife in that position. So he wrote a letter in which he mentioned...
The Hired Hand
The local banker, Mr. Peabody, saw his old friend Tom, an 80 year-old farmer, in town. Tom had lost his wife the year before. Rumor had it, he was going to marry again. Mr. Peabody asked Tom if the rumor was true...
Doodh Aur Biscuits!
Banta Ko Ek Azeeb Si Bimari Ho Gayi Jo Kisi Bhi Doctor Ke Samjh Nahi Aayi. Toh Banta Niraash Hokar Kisi Purane Hakeem Ke Paas Gaya. Hakeem Ne Banta Ki Bimari Ka Ilaaj Aurat Ka Dudh Bataya. Banta Ne Bade Dhakke Khaye...
You Wouldn't Circumcise a Bear
A rabbi, priest, and a preacher meet every Monday in a coffee shop to talk things over about their spiritual life. One day, the priest makes a bet with the other guys that he could convert a bear in the woods over to...
Fuck-Hour
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she`d take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy, "My name is Bob Fuckhauer...
Fuck-Hour
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she`d take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy, "My name is Bob Fuckhauer...
High Birth Rate
A small town with a high birth rate attracted the attention of a team of university sociologists. They wrote a grant proposal, got a chunk of money, hired aides and an anthropologist, found a family planning...
Recipe for a Happy Life
Travis had been rather upbeat lately.
"What gives?" asked Jim.
"Just loving life, Jim. Loving life," he replied. "Health, togetherness, motivated children, lack of envy: that`s the recipe for a happy life...
