The Convent Girl
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society. After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through...
How to Ask a Girl Out
"First," said the playboy, "I`m going to buy you a few drinks to loosen you up."
"Oh no you`re not," said the girl.
"Then I`ll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks...
How to Get an Erection!
A young man was shipwrecked on a remote island. Although he had plenty of food and water, there was nothing for him to do except to play with himself. After many years, even that became so monotonous that he couldn`t even...
A Priest and a Shepherd
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu"...
Bangkok Trip!
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Bangkok Ja Raha Tha... Uski Wife Ne Naa Chaahte Hue Bhi Use Jaane Ki Permission De Di. Jis Din Wo Ghar Se Nikal Raha Tha.... Jaate Jaate Usko Wife Ne Bade Pya Se Bulaaya Aur 12 Condoms Ka Ek Packet...
Hot Shot Reporter
A hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment in Arkansas, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar. After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room...
What's in a Name?
A redneck named Bubba was tired of hearing redneck jokes that so often used the name, Bubba. He went to court to change it and appeared before a judge who asked, "Sir, why do you want to legally change your name...
Respectable Housewife
Emma was explaining to her husband how much fun they`d had at the beach during her bridge club annual outing. "But," she told him, "It didn`t end all that great for me."
Why, what happened? he asked....
Be True to Me...
A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a farmer`s field. The farmer took the pilot back to the farmhouse, where the pilot noticed the farmer had a golden fiddle hanging above the fireplace. The two men were standing...
Men Will Be Men!
Girl: I`ll ask you some random calculations. And you have to answer me right away!
Boy: All right.
Girl: 18 multiplied by 7 and then add 49 to it. You get...
