Mature Jokes

A young man was shipwrecked on a remote island. Although he had plenty of food and water, there was nothing for him to do except to play with himself. After many years, even that became so monotonous that he couldn`t even...

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu"...

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A hot shot East Coast newspaper reporter was on assignment in Arkansas, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar. After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room...

A redneck named Bubba was tired of hearing redneck jokes that so often used the name, Bubba. He went to court to change it and appeared before a judge who asked, "Sir, why do you want to legally change your name...

Emma was explaining to her husband how much fun they`d had at the beach during her bridge club annual outing. "But," she told him, "It didn`t end all that great for me."
Why, what happened? he asked....

A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a farmer`s field. The farmer took the pilot back to the farmhouse, where the pilot noticed the farmer had a golden fiddle hanging above the fireplace. The two men were standing...

Girl: I`ll ask you some random calculations. And you have to answer me right away!
Boy: All right.

Girl: 18 multiplied by 7 and then add 49 to it. You get...

Three Fucking Laws of Management - If you learn them, no one can beat you in Corporate Management, but unfortunately even Harvard Business School does not teach them.
1. Fucking Law of Delivery Time...

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian named "Little Feather" came along on horseback and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him...