Mature Jokes

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected...

1. Pearl Necklace: When a guy ejaculates sperm on a woman`s neck, it is called giving a `pearl necklace`.
2. Barebacking: Having sex without any condoms is called barebacking.
3. Furball: When a guy goes down on a bushy girl and her pubic hair...

Santa Ne English Classes Join Kar Rakhi Thi. Banta Ne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Santa Se Puch Ke Aata Hun Ki Kaisa Chal Raha Hai. Agar Sab Sahi Hai To Main Khud Bhi Join Kar Lunga. Par Jaise Hi Vo Santa Ke Ghar Pahuncha Toh Santa Ko Dekh Ke...

Ek Ladki Ek Din Apni Maan Ke Paas Gayi Aur Tabiyat Kharab Aur Ji Machlane Ki Shikayat Karne Lagi. Uski Maan Use Lekar Doctor Ke Paass Phunchi Toh Doctor Ne Bataya Ki Ladki Pregnant Hai. Maan Ladki Ko Kosti Hui, Gaaliyan Deti Hui...

Ek Pathan Ne English Classes Join Kar Rakhi Thi. Uske Dost Ne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Pathan Se Puch Ke Aata Hun Ki Classes Kaisi Chal Rahi Hain. Agar Sab Sahi Hai To Main Khud Bhi Join Kar Lunga. Par Jaise Hi Vo Pathan Ke Ghar...

A husband and wife were very happy over the nine pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of famous newspaper and reported that he had become the proud owner of...

Ek Pathan Dukan Se Bahar Nikla To Dekha Ek Kutta Aur Kutti Sex Karne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe Thhe. Lekin Kutte Ki Height Kam Thi Jis Wajah Se Vo Sahi `Jagah` Tak Pahunch Nahi Paa Raha Tha. Pathan Ne Uski Madad Ki Aur...

Ek Gay Pathan Ne Nahate Hue Sheeshe Mein Apne Aage Aur Piche Dekha Aur Ek Sher Arz Kiya:
Kya Qayamat Hai Kya Majboori Hai,
Kya Qayamat Hai Kya Majboori Hai,
Paas Reh Ke Bhi Kitni Doori Hai....

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Shaam Ko Office Se Ghar Aata Hai Aur Aaate Hi Apni Biwi Ke Kapde Utarne Lagta Hai. Biwi Samajh Gayi Aaj Jaroor Tasaalli-Baksh Sex Hoga Aur Man Hi Man Khush Hone Lagi. Jab Biwi Ke Saare Kapde Utaar Diye...

AMERICAN RELATIONSHIP
1st day = Date
2nd day = Hug
3rd day = Hug again
4th day = Kiss
5th day = Long kiss...