Old & Rusty!
The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch and starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "I`m going to...
Hair in my Spaghetti
Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary`s pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams...
Sex after Stroke
Morris had just had coronary artery bypass surgery a month ago and now is at the doctor`s office for his final follow up visit. Of course Morris wants to know when he can start having sex...
Pregnant Nun!!!
A young nun at a convent had one too many sexual indiscretions, and turned up pregnant. Scared, she told no one of this, and was thankful that the order she belonged to wore loose, floor-length habits that would keep her secret...
Wrong Pills!
A man was suffering from a stomach ache, so he told his wife who suggested he try the tablets the doctor had given her for a similar pain. After taking his wife`s tablets for a week, the pain disappeared but...
An Irish Fight
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he`d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he`s walking with a limp.
"What happened to you...
Aitraaz!!!
Hamare Ek Dost Ke Pados Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Rehne Aayi. Bholi Bhali Surat Dekh Kar Usne Usko Phasa Liya. Ab Dono Ka Dates Pe Jane Ka Silsila Shuru Ho Gaya. Kaafi Time Tak Ye Chalta Raha. Phir Ek Din Ladke Ne Himmat Kar Ke Ladki...
Name Plates!
Three young women were hired by an insurance company on the same day. A year later the boss said each of them was due for a promotion, and that each woman would get her own office with her name on the door. One day...
New Car!
I saw a guy from work today Pull up with his missus in his brand new car, "What do you think?" He said. "She`s a beauty, isn`t she?"
"Certainly is," I said enviously.
"Have a go if you want...
Losing Virginity!
A guy and a girl are lying in a room after just having sex. The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man, oh Man I finally did it! I`m no longer a virgin....
