Mature Jokes

Jalandhar Di Mashoor... Sabton Jyada Vikkan Waali... Har Kudi Di Pehli Pasand...
GULABO BRA!!!!
Hunn 6 Sizan Vich Uplabdh...

Woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.
I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan...

1. The Optimist - "Ahh ..... Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes ..... Aaahhh ..... !"
2. The Pessimist...

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was camping it up outrageously. He seemed to put everyone in...

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her...

Two Crocodiles were sitting by the side of the swamp near the river.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said...

Honeymoon Par Gaye Mr & Mrs Kumar Ne Hotel Mein Entry Li.
Wife Sofe Par Baith Gayi Aur Uska Husband Counter Par Room Book Karne Chala Geya. Waha Counter Par...

Ed & Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her...

A man comes home one day to find his wife standing in front of an old ornate mirror hanging on the closet door. "Where did you get that piece of junk?" he asks...

I came home from work early to find my wife without any clothes on.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Erm... I thought we could have a bit of fun...