Mature Jokes

Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this...

Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he`d first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day...

Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. "What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I had a terrible day" replied Bob.
"I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died...

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down...

When we visited India in 1995 we fell in love with the cuisine of that country. One meal in particular was totally awesome and we asked to meet the chef. We were introduced to this unassuming ma...

A family was all together recently, just hanging around. The sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed at a little piece of trivia she had found in the book, which she then read aloud...

A professor is lecturing his class on the possibility of finding joy in unusual activities.
"Even the most natural and common actions can provide an immense amount of pleasure...

Stanley is looking for a new desk for his office and he spots one that looks perfect in an antique shop window. He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is. "That desk is going for...

A gorgeousl, size 10 blonde from New York went to Australia for her vacation and booked into a VERY expensive hotel. She changed into her skimpy thong bikini, put on a fashionable beach shirt...

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady, "Do you have a vagina...