Running or Fucking?
Doing any kind of exercise is excellent for your health. But, for those who still have doubts when choosing, here you will find 7 good reasons to decide between Running or Fucking...
Occupational Hazard
Three men are on a road trip when they pull over to stay at a hotel that they see. They go in and see the lady who apparently runs the joint and they ask her for a vacant room. She replied, "Sure, but only if you...
The Midnight Surprise
An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for the first time in two years. He shook his wife by the shoulder until...
Panic Situation
A vet received a phone call very late one Saturday night. "Please come quick," a very agitated voice on the other end said. "My dog has swallowed a condom."
"Is he in distress?" the vet asked..
Au Naturel
A shapely Finnish girl was a counselor at a girl`s camp on Wonder Lake. She was at the camp a day early to get things in order, and when her work was done, she thought it would be nice to start a sun tan...
On Your Knees
The highly religious young man entered his wedding chamber and was shocked to find his new young bride awaiting him, spread-eagle and naked on their bed.
"My dear!" he exclaimed...
No Objection
John had a blind date for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, would you object to me fucking you...
Confessing Sins
A priest is sitting inside the church, when a guy comes in and asks to be confessed. "Very well, my child," says the priest, as he leads the man into the confession booth, "Tell me about your sins...
Toastmasters Meeting
A contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast. Murphy won the contest for the best toast of the night, which was: "Here`s to the best years o` me life, spent between the legs o` me wife...
