A shapely Finnish girl was a counselor at a girl`s camp on Wonder Lake. She was at the camp a day early to get things in order, and when her work was done, she thought it would be nice to start a sun tan...
The highly religious young man entered his wedding chamber and was shocked to find his new young bride awaiting him, spread-eagle and naked on their bed.
"My dear!" he exclaimed...
John had a blind date for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, would you object to me fucking you...
A priest is sitting inside the church, when a guy comes in and asks to be confessed. "Very well, my child," says the priest, as he leads the man into the confession booth, "Tell me about your sins...
A contest was held to see who could deliver the best toast. Murphy won the contest for the best toast of the night, which was: "Here`s to the best years o` me life, spent between the legs o` me wife...
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said...
On the subject of interns examining overweight women, the symptoms of pregnancy are often masked by obesity. In attempting to do a vaginal/cervical exam on a very overweight woman, the intern could not make room to do...
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read: "Don`t Miss "The Amazing Italian". The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, Under The Big Top, in the Centre ring...
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife`s infidelity...