Mature Jokes

In a Bar an American, an Italian, a Turki and an Indian (Santa) met.
American: "I`m Proud of our CIA, they know whatever is happening in the world, often before it happens...

For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we`d love to give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and so...

There was this small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played...

A little boy attended a horse auction with his Parents. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down horse`s legs, bum and chest...

A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile. One morning the sailor climbed...

An Australian prostitute had a tattoo of Ricky Ponting and Shane Warne on the inside of her thighs.
She said to Santa, "If you guess...

This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change. All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed...

A lady with big boobs enters a bus. She had a rosary around her neck with the rosary cross between her big boobs...

Doctor returns to his clinic after a day off and asks his assistant Santa about his patients.
Santa: 1st patient came with headache. I gave him Saridon.
Doctor: Good Job...

A man boards a flight from Delhi to Mumbai and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a gorgeous woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes...