Mature Jokes

Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual.
Doctor: Please, take off your clothes and I'll have you examined...

A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long.
Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times...

Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants...

Shooter goes to Rifle shop to buy a new scope. Manager takes out one and says: This scope is so good, u can see my house up on that hill. Shooter looks through the scope and laughs...

There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa's drink, and after a while...

A professor at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not...

The dentist was striving to extract a tooth, but every time he got ready to proceed, the patient clamped his jaws. At last, he took his assistant aside and told her...

A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it. When finished, the Chinese...

A 'just married' White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel. The wife did not want to get pregnant yet and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby...

In days long past, a Chinese emperor needed a new samurai to be his personal bodyguard. He sent out a message to all the lands summoning the best warriors to his court in three years time...