Mature Jokes

A newly wed couple are out at a bar having a drink on their honeymoon.
The wife offers to make her husband a drink and asks the bartender to give a salt shaker, a shot of...

A man in Mumbai saw an ad for a 'Gynae's Assistant'. He went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for...

A young virgin couple is finally wed. Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither is willing to admit or ask each other about it.
Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father...

A woman took an inexperienced man home one night. When they got to her apartment, she suggested that they try a 69.
"What do you mean...

A husband and wife were out enjoying a round of golf. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course...

Morris, an 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model, Maria Gomez.
He goes to his doctor for a check-up a couple of weeks before the wedding date...

A man was on a business trip in Bangkok, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar.
After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle...

A girl is standing at The Gates of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
She says to St. Peter, "What's going on...

A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door burst open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a stewardess...

A tourist was kidnapped by Taliban in Pakistan. He was subjected to terrogation after being suspected to be a secret agent.
The gun-totting guy asks him, "You are from America...