Mature Jokes

Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom. "Sarah wants to go out to my car. She's really hot. I'm really nervous. I know I'll...

Daniel fancied himself quite a ladies man, so when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with six women, he could...

Stuart comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. "I found out from Mrs. Smith that you've been having an affair with that chippie secretary in your office...

An old man had a dog he just loved but the dog had the bad habit of attacking anything that moved including people. His friends told him that if he had the dog...

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: 'Tylenol and it is used for headache...

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the...

A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife...

George desperetly wants to fuck a woman, but all her lady- friends are out of town, or otherwise unavailable. He goes to a friend Joe, who is a gigolo. "I need a woman...