Don`t Rub It
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word 'Penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class...
Wart on balls!
The queen was visiting a hospital and she stopped by one of the beds to speak to the man lying in the bed. "What is wrong with you?" she asked the man...
Sexual Sins
The minister, all fired up because of recent obvious problems of infidelity, shouted out, "I want everyone who has been heing and sheing to stand up!...
Nude Tan
A rather well built woman, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation time sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. The first day she sunbathed, she wore a red...
Spinning Husband
This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago...
Wee Button
Mr. Smith comes to his wife, "Honey, could you be sewing on a wee button that's come off of my fly? I cannot button my pants...
Four Balls !
A Scottish tourist was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the mound; he took a few swings and...
The First Night
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing...
Smelly Fingers
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned...
Night Flight
A couple is on a plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark and quiet. The woman says to her husband: "let's have sex right here". The husband says...
