Mature Jokes

Little Johnny, a fifth grade student has a penis so large, his parents warned him not to have anything to do with girls. They cautioned him he could easily kill someone...

An old man turned 95 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages...

A university lecturer reminds her students of next day’s final exam. "Now, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack...

One weekend, the husband was in the bathroom, when a kid, Johnny, from around the neighborhood, comes in after having mowed the lawn for him, and proceeds to pee in...

Banta goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isn't fully convinced, but as usual, the store assistant comes along and...

A former prostitute with a rather well used vagina that has been somewhat stretched, is given a proposal of marriage by a man she meets in a bar one night...

Some American adventure tourists signed up for a guided expedition across the Sahara desert. Upon arriving at their starting point they were surprised to find that...

A typical married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading...

Banta was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to # 329, Next Street. By mistake, he...

A man takes his newly turned 16 years-old son to a prostitute as a birthday treat. The sum of 500 rupees was agreed and she took the boy by his arm into her room...