Mature Jokes

The well proportioned though nearsighted secretary like to spend her lunch hour sunbathing on her office building`s roof. Wanting an even facial tan, she always left her glasses lying on her desk. After a few days...

John and Mary were high school sweethearts, but had never had sex. "We must wait until we are married," Mary told him. He waited. They were engaged for years, until the big day arrived. On their wedding night...

One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel. "Hello, I want a single room for the night please."
"Fine, sir, here`s one of our best rooms. Room 13," says the concierge and hands him the key...

Raj worked in a mango pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the mango slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist...

With his wife now eight months pregnant, a man was severely horny. She recognized what he was going through and empathized enough to hand him a fifty-dollar bill "Honey, you`re so depressed. Take this money...

From The Original Hollywood Squares T.V. Show. These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. Q: If you`re going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high...

A couple are sitting around one evening and the man says to his wife, "Marsha, we are about to celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary. We`ve had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and blessings. But there`s something...

Lena and Sven got married in St. Paul. They planned to honeymoon in Lena`s aunt`s cabin in Duluth. They caught a bus that was filled with deer hunters. About 30 minutes out of St. Paul the bus broke down right next to...

A superintendent of a large, snooty apartment building got the ultimate revenge when he was called for the umpteenth time to fix a tenant`s clogged toilet. Going to her apartment, where the female tenant happened to be...