Little Johnny Learns a New Skill
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself...
Mummy Knees
A beautiful young lady goes to new doctor for an annual exam. After completing his exam the Dr. asks the girl to get dressed and wait outside. After a while he calls her back and tells her that all her tests came out fine...
Firm and Juicy Peaches
The old farmer was having a pretty bad year. All of his crops had been lost. Fortunately, the peach orchard had done really well. The only way he was going to make it financially was to cut out the middle man and sell...
Dance of Love
It was a difficult case for the jurors. They had to decide whether the owners of the Bottoms Up Club in NYC were guilty of obscenity. The Judge decided that it would probably be best if the jury went to the club...
Nymphomaniac Wife
Bob took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment. "This Is one hot potato of a lady, Doctor," he said. "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, and I get very jealous...
Castration Surgery
A man went to see the local doctor and complained because his wife was having too many little bastards; she was having at least one per year. He said, "Doc, ya gotta help me, I can`t gets enough welfare or steal enough...
Going a Little Farther
Young Jimmy was on his way home from the market when he saw a girl from the next farm and offered her a ride. Pretty soon, they came to a clump of trees, and she asked him to stop. Seeing that he was bashful...
Male Circumcision
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room...
Garage Door!
The race-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed. He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What`s the matter! Didn`t I satisfy...
Sex Life and Bus Service
The impotent bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn`t want his wife to know about it. The doc prescribes it for him, he heads to the pharmacist, who fills the prescription...
