Penguin Sex
A guy is walking down the street, and he`s really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But, since he only has five dollars...
Sausage Factory!
There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory...
How Condoms are Made
My dentist shared a good one with me on Thursday. He recounts how he was sharing this story with an elderly lady, just as he was putting on his rubber gloves. "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves...
What's a Blow Job
After several years of serving the church in a far away land a priest is requested to report to his new assignment at a church in the South Bonx New York. Upon his arrival he set out immediately to learn...
Most Beautiful Night
On his honeymoon, a very thick redneck farmer, Billy, insisted on having a room at the luxury hotel with a balcony overlooking the sea. On retiring for the night after the wedding, his new bride emerged from the bathroom...
The Wash Cloth
There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was. She responded, "It`s my wash cloth...
Forgot Password?
Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held company. Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently...
Fucking Laws of Management
Fucking Laws of Management - If you learn them, no one can beat you in Corporate Management...
1. Fucking Law of Delivery Time - No matter how hard and fast you fuck...
Wow, It's Dark Here!
A small boy is wandering in a hotel, and hearing some noises decides to open a door. He says "Wow, it`s dark here!"
You can imagine that there`s a man with a woman in bed in that room...
Physics Viva Voice
Two students go to physics oral exam. The first goes in the class and the professor begins with the questions: "Let`s say you are traveling by train and its getting hot. What will you do...
