Raped by a Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat having sex with a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse`s confidence with some cheese and then...
Language Barrier
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever...
Not A Big Deal
man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She`s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway...
Fruits of Love
A newlywed couple was spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains of Scotland. They had registered on Saturday, and they had not been seen for five days. An elderly couple ran the resort...
Challan on First Night
Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Ek Traafic Police Waali Ladki Se Ho Jati Hai. Agle Din Uske Doston Ne Pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?
Aadmi: Mat Pucho Yaar, Bahut Bura Hua Mere Saath. Kisi Police Waali Ke Saath...
Everything is Big in Nigeria
A Nigerian man goes on blind date, picks up his date in a large BMW. The girl comments, "This car is Big! "
He replies, "Ah ma sista, everyting in nigeria is big!"
They get to a restaurant for dinner, to which she says...
Latex Gloves and Condoms
A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a latex glove factory in Mexico. "Workers stick their hands in melted latex and then dip their hands in a vat of cooling water to solidify...
The Fat Fetish
A man with a fetish for very large women walks into a house of ill repute. When asked what he wants, he says, "I want a really large woman - as big as possible."
He is shown this enormous woman, but...
Viagra and the Housekeeper
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I`ll be home in an hour."
"Perfect," she replies. The man thinks her agreement...
Farmer Sutra
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which...
