Mature Jokes

It was a difficult case for the jurors. They had to decide whether the owners of the Bottoms Up Club in NYC were guilty of obscenity. The Judge decided that it would probably be best if the jury went to the club and see...

Jill had been sick for quite a while with a sore throat and a cough. Her doctor had told her that she could infect John, so there was to be NO intimate contact between them until she was well. That was why they had...

One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day. When he arrived, they didn`t have any painters available, but they did have a Gynaecologist there...

One day, a man came home from work and greeted his wife. Upon seeing him, she asked for $20 to buy meat to fix for dinner that night. He leads her to a mirror, holds up the $20 bill and says to her...

A traveling salesman is in a small town in the Midwest, when his trip is suddenly prolonged for an extra month. He was already getting bored there and over the course of the extra month...

Bill gets a call from his buddy Doug one day, and Doug is on the phone crying. Bill asks, "Doug, what`s wrong? You sound really upset."
"Well," replies Doug, "my wife`s been cheating...

The girl leaned against the building, running her fingers through her bleached hair and smiling more than casually at the male passers-by. She wore a plaid skirt and a low-cut V-neck sweater...

A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment one day. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a one-car accident today. She is recovering...

Twin sisters were just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke`s Nursing Home so, to scoop the other rags of the area, the editor of the Cambridge rag, "The Cambridge Distorter," asked her head photographer...

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?"
"No sir...