Mature Jokes

A guy on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife, "Geez, I never realized you had such big breasts."
The wife gets all upset and throws him out...

A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give...

A street-wise stunningly beautiful, well stacked blonde walked into a bank and asked to see the manager about a loan. When seated in his office, she said, "Look! Before we get started on this, I heard a story...

One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on. So he goes up to his grandpa and says, "Grandpa, do you realize that...

John swallowed a handful of blue stuff and paid a visit to a gorgeous young prostitute.
After two hours of exhausting great sex he says, "`Now you won`t see me for a while....

An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance and her husband can see her trembling...

A priest is out for an afternoon stroll and turns the corner to find little Johnny with a hammer smashing the daylights out of a bunch of ants. The kid is muttering to himself, "I hate these fucking ants...

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, "That`s a bull and a cow, and he`s serving her."
A little later on, he said, "That`s a stud and a mare...

Mac the sailor docked at New York after a frustrating three-month voyage. Unfortunately he`d lost most of his pay playing poker on board ship, so when he eventually found a lady of the night...

Greg thought he would give Keli a birthday surprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop, rather intimidated, but the salesgirls took charge to help him.
"What color?" they asked...