Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were spending the night in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have sex with Minnie. The first thing Minnie asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said, "No....
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat having sex with a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse`s confidence with some cheese and then...
Paddy decided to go rabbit hunting, but when he got to his favorite field, he saw the village priest was already there. Paddy watched with fascination as the priest held his finger over the rabbit hole...
A traveling salesman was passing through the country side and stopped at a farm asking for some cool water. The old farmers wife invited him to sit in the shade of the porch with her and got him some cold lemonade...
Three horny Mosquitoes named Mike, John & Chuck were hanging out on a tree, checking out the fine female lightning bugs fly by. They were talking about who could have sex with the hottest lightning bug...
A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the `Mating Season` a few days later. The farmer constructed a wall of barbed wire to segregate the bulls and the cows. One Bull was already very Horny...
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, and young George was pretty excited. "Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers...
Ek Aurat Ke Pass Ek Maina Thi, Par Vo Bahut Galiya Diya Karti Thi. Duniya Bhar Ki Har Gali Use Aati Thi, Aur Ghar Aaye Har Mehman Ko Vo Galiya Deti Thhi. Aurat Bechari Badi Pareshan Rahti Thi. Ek Din Usne Mohalle Mein Ek Maulvi...
A farmer separated the bulls and cows to prepare them for the mating season a few day later. He built a wall with barbed wires on top. One bull was already very horny. Other bulls told him there is one consultant...