There is a fish in a lake watching a fly 3 inches above the water. The fish thinks if that fly goes down three inches I`ll get it. Meanwhile on the bank a bear is watching the fish and the fly and thinks...
A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him. The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his seat...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time. She spends weeks staring at the cage and...
Three bulls were standing around the farm yard one day, talking about how the farmer had just bought a new bull. The first bull, the biggest and strongest of the group, says, "He`s in for a surprise when he gets here. I`ll be...
Did you know that Eagles mate for life? Well one day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary his darlin` of 10 glorious years. He went looking and found her. She had been shot. Dead! Harry was devastated...
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said...
A traveling salesman was passing through the country side and stopped at a farm asking for some cool water. The old farmers wife invited him to sit...
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to...
A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver hauling a load of chickens pulled up...
This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks. One in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the Bartender...