A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
He asks, "What on earth is that...
Two lovers who were interested in spiritualism and reincarnation promised that if either died, the survivor would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after...
This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla''s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went...
There was once an old man and a parrot living all alone together for like 40 years. One day, the parrot came to the old man and said, "You know, I''ve never had a woman...
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first...
A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot...
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet’s office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane...
An old man had a dog he just loved but the dog had the bad habit of attacking anything that moved including people. His friends told him that if he had the dog...
A farmer buys a cute little filly that he plans on racing the next season, but when he gets her home, his old stallion smells her and wants her and starts kicking up dust....
Eagles mate for life, so this near-sighted eagle goes out to look for a mate. He finds a Dove. They go back to his nest and they make love. It was fantastic sex but...